Services

Clinic Protocols & Memory Services

Welcome to the clinical side of forgetting.

At MindWipe Now, we offer fictional—but deeply satisfying—protocols for anyone looking to lighten the mental load. Whether you’re targeting a memory, an identity, or an entire phase of life, we have a package for you.

Each service is completely safe, utterly unauthorized, and somewhat legally ambiguous.

Trauma Relief

Because not all scars need to be remembered.

Designed for targeted emotional deletions.
No pain. No triggers. Just a clean emotional slate—minus the messy side effects of growth.
Recommended for exes, karaoke nights, middle school gym class, and any sentence that starts with “You up?”

Memory Reset

Your mind, version 2.0.

Selective memory trimming by event, name, or date range.
It’s spring cleaning for your brain—just without the dust or the guilt.
Pre-curated bundles include:

“Who’s Chad?” Protocol

3-Year Relationship Compression™

Holiday Detox Pack

Identity Reboot

It’s not starting over. It’s starting fresh.

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Full wipe. Custom implant. Entirely new narrative.
Includes:

• New name
• Reconstructed backstory
• Social media starter pack
• And a limited-time emotional clarity bonus download

Recommended for fugitives, influencers, and anyone on their third rebrand.

Suggested Protocol Packs

“Your thoughts are safe here. Until they’re not.”

“Begin again. Differently this time.”

“Some memories are meant to fade.”

Memory Implant Teasers

Want to remember that week in Paris you never had?
How about that standing ovation? Or the time you definitely saved a kitten from a hovertrain?

We offer short-form memory implant experiences in the following categories:

• Heroism
• Romance
• Competence in social situations

All without side effects. Probably.