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Welcome to the Humorous Side of MindWipe Now

What began as a serious sci-fi concept inside The Commander Universe has taken on a life of its own. The Mind Wipe Protocol — a technology that erases or implants memories — now has its own clinic… sort of.

This site asks a simple, slightly disturbing question:
What if everyday people could stroll into a mall and erase yesterday’s awkward moments — or plant better ones?

We’re not offering actual procedures (yet).
But we are inviting you to explore the wild, satirical world of memory modification.

The What-If

Imagine walking into a sleek little storefront between a smoothie bar and a cell phone kiosk. No forms, no waiting room—just a voice that says, “What would you like to forget today?” Maybe it’s a breakup. Maybe it’s the dance at your cousin’s wedding. Maybe it’s season eight of your favorite show.

That’s the premise behind MindWipe Now.
A fictional clinic, born from sci-fi, twisted by humor, and tailored for modern memory fatigue.

The Satirical Shift

Let’s be clear: this isn’t real science. There are no lasers. No neuro-surgeons. No fine print—yet.
But the idea of wiping out selective experiences, tweaking identity, or installing a better past?
That’s the kind of future fiction was made for.

Here at MindWipe Now, we invite you to play along.
Because sometimes, the best way to face reality is to forget a little of it.

The Memory MenuThe Satirical Shift

While we’re not offering real procedures (yet), that hasn’t stopped us from organizing the clinic.

Need to erase a moment of public embarrassment? We call that Trauma Relief.
Want to scrub an entire month off the map? That’s Memory Reset.
Or maybe you’re looking for a full identity reboot with all-new memories — that’s our premium option: The Full Wipe.

Of course, none of it’s real.
Except the part where you start wondering what you’d choose.

“Do your research.”

“Objects in mirror may not exist.”

“Now with 23% more fake memories.”

Enter If You Dare (or Don’t Remember Already)

This is your official invitation.
Click below to explore our fictional clinic, meet the services, and maybe even leave a few memories behind.

We won’t tell.
In fact… we won’t remember.